What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Love Island Cast Member Leaves the Villa on Day Two - Vulture

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

MSU Taps J Batt As Next Director of Athletics - Michigan State University Athletics

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Shock as Republican plan will raise Americans' utility bills by hundreds a year - Alternet

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

New Research Reveals the Brain Learns Differently Than We Thought - SciTechDaily

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Southwest Floats First Class, Lounges, Long Haul Flying: Good Strategy? - One Mile at a Time

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

As Kamala Harris weighs a run for governor, some Democrats are moving on - The Washington Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Nintendo Appears To Have Updated Donkey Kong Bananza's Switch 2 File Size - Nintendo Life

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Vantablack Paint Might Have A Legitimate Use Case In Space - Jalopnik

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Taylor Swift Dance Wedding Video with Travis Kelce Reveals Unmatched Vibe - Athlon Sports

No, not a chance

No way

Still no good.

Scientists delve into Hells Canyon cave to solve mystery of America's deepest gorge - Live Science

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Just Forget it!

NASA tested a new SLS booster that may never fly, and the end of it blew off - Ars Technica

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried